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Jul 29, 2014 / 20,631 notes

officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

(via heynicecrocssaidnobodyever)

Jul 29, 2014 / 81,746 notes

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
Jul 29, 2014 / 171,999 notes

meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

(via i-dream-so-i-will-achieve)

poodlepunk:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

People with penises get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

why couldnt you let us believe in the boner wave
Jul 29, 2014 / 62,300 notes

poodlepunk:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

People with penises get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

why couldnt you let us believe in the boner wave

(via doingnothingatall)

Jul 29, 2014 / 13 notes

between2devils:

ppl always ask if going to all-girls school was the worst thing ever and i think the answer can be concisely summed up in these two posts

(except they both left out the part where we all beat each other up as a sign of true friendship)

(via kitsunehales)

Jul 29, 2014 / 453,063 notes
chvrizard:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better
Jul 29, 2014 / 271,347 notes

chvrizard:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better

(via heynicecrocssaidnobodyever)

In the lives of children, pumpkins can turn into coaches, mice and rats into human beings. When we grow up, we learn that it’s far more common for human beings to turn into rats.
Gregory Maguire, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister (via liabilititties)

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dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

(via morismako)

seascribe:

Via Bunn over on LJ.
Jul 29, 2014 / 512 notes

seascribe:

Via Bunn over on LJ.

(via fredegunda)